#5: Monster Pet

This is a deagle. A hybrid cross between a dog and an eagle, this magnificent creature lives in the northernmost Rocky Mountains. It is known to live by itself, and the only natural ones left are of the male species. The female deagles did not go to breed with the males in time, seeing as they had to care for their young while in the face of hunger and enemies. Yes, the deagles have enemies, namely that of the wolves that roam the land in search for fresh meat. As time has passed, the deagles have lost all ability to fly-- their wings disappearing off their backs, seeing as they have no reason to actually flee except to protect their children. The deagle is a surprisingly docile creature, attacking only when provoked and when defending their nest. It's an omnivore, feasting on ferns in the trees and other small rodents, such as mice and squirrels, when possible. It's true that this species is nigh near extinct, but that doesn't mean that cloning cannot help bring possibly bring the species back in the future. The deagle is quite the docile animal once you study it in its natural habitat, possibly even lovable.

#4: Rocket Scooter

Have you ever had a day in which you cannot get to work on time and are running so far behind that you can't even grab that cup of coffee on your way out the door? Is your car too slow, even without the rush-hour traffic you encounter each day? Well, be late no more! The Shiny Speedy Scooter is just your thing you need for getting to work on those mornings when fate has the table turned to not be in your favor! Yes, it is true that you will need a helmet for this device- it's a scooter with a rocket, for god's sake. Now then, the cost of this little baby is merely a slacking price of $15,000. It might seem like a bit much, but if you register now, you can win free gasoline for a year as well as a lifetime guarantee for your engine! These little suckers are hard to come by in a Walmart, so you might want to sign up for one today! Wait a second- you send a registration form to Shiny's Speedy Scooter right now, you also could win a trip for four to the 2012 Summer X-Games! That's right, the X-Games! So don't hesitate- call 1-800-SCOOTER. That's 1-800-SCOOTER! CALL NOW.

Some restrictions may apply. The buyer of this scooter is recommended not have any heart neck, or back problems while riding the Shiny Speedy Scooter. Otherwise, he/she might end up dying a miserable death.

#3: Beautiful Soul

As the clouds reflect on the water, you can see that there's a sort of serenity on the lake. It feels like ice as my feet dip inside its unmoved reflection. I see the water and allow it to move the mountains, giving me this kind of serenity. It's almost as if I'm being transported to another land; I have fallen in love with the landscape instantly. The waters of the lake make me wish I could drink from its liquid goodness, restoring in me some of my life. I guess I could consider it the 'water of life,' in a sense. As I listen to the water touch the boulders, I think about the serenity of the lake. Water is music- the pitter-patter of waves in synchronization with the rhythm of time itself. Even if there are no waves on the water, the ripple effect just seems to move me. Someday, I want to taste this water- it looks to be some of the purest you can find on the planet. The liquid runs down my throat, quenching my thirst for something other than that which comes from a shower-head. There might not be a flavor to the water, but I couldn't care less. I love it all the same. This lake is clearer than a wine glass right now, even though I see my reflection. And while I watch the ripples pan out and listen to its heartbeat, I can't help but wonder if anyone else can see the beauty of the lake.

#2: Keanu Reeves: WOW.

Wow... I'm in absolute shock. This site has... it has everything.

KeanuReeves.Net

This is something amazing. It has so many details and such about me and my family and all my upcoming movies. Hell, it even has screenshots from past movies I was in. Who knew some people could be so organized? And much less, fans of me. Really, you guys make me blush with this. And those birthday wishes, those news reports- it looks so professional. This is something so remarkable, so nice... I knew how people did fan sites before, but this is just so incredible. And a bit odd- you must be on top of the gossip or news floating around the mass media these days. Doesn't really matter to me, though. From what I see on this site, it's full of pretty nice comments about me and such. Nice to know that there is a fan base this big. It's odd, though- didn't realize I had so much family and that they linked to different sites. Huh. 

But really, I'm stupefied. This is so different and well-laid.

#1: Guard the Puppies!

To the Musicians:

How can you NOT say yes to this adorable little creature? This puppy has been watching my cell phone for the past couple of days, not even moving so much a centimeter. It's been diligently guarding the thing with its life. Even if you can't see it, there is a determinant look in its eyes when it opens them. Now, I understand you all want him and such, but you can't have him. Poofy is NOT for sale. I do not care how much you will pay for him- my dog has been keeping a sharp eye out for any burglars in the area. THIS INCLUDES YOU, who might be plotting to steal this cute little beast within the next few hours.

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To the Chefs:

WHY EAT THIS THING?! Honestly, if you decided to cook this thing like some people do in other countries, I'm quite appalled. It's scary to believe that some people in the world- like yourselves- would really want to cook a dog. I'd like to know something about this so-called delicacy: if you were supposed to feed this to other people, then what about feeding cats as well? I mean, they're as much meat as dogs are in different locations around the world. Sure, people kill animals to eat nowadays. If you're willing to kill this adorable puppy to feed a family, then what about the other various animals around the world? If dogs go extinct because you're feeding them to humans, then I blame YOU.

What Intro?!

Oh, YAY. An entry that isn't for Creative Writing, and yet the first one to go on a blog.

I have no idea what to say. Something tells me that when we do our first post in this thing, it's supposed to be an introduce yourself to the world idea. Then again, what do I know? I'm only the teenager here who isn't supposed to reveal myself to the world on here. Guess I can't really babble about myself on this blog until AFTER the term is over. 

Pity.