This is a deagle. A hybrid cross between a dog and an eagle, this magnificent creature lives in the northernmost Rocky Mountains. It is known to live by itself, and the only natural ones left are of the male species. The female deagles did not go to breed with the males in time, seeing as they had to care for their young while in the face of hunger and enemies. Yes, the deagles have enemies, namely that of the wolves that roam the land in search for fresh meat. As time has passed, the deagles have lost all ability to fly-- their wings disappearing off their backs, seeing as they have no reason to actually flee except to protect their children. The deagle is a surprisingly docile creature, attacking only when provoked and when defending their nest. It's an omnivore, feasting on ferns in the trees and other small rodents, such as mice and squirrels, when possible. It's true that this species is nigh near extinct, but that doesn't mean that cloning cannot help bring possibly bring the species back in the future. The deagle is quite the docile animal once you study it in its natural habitat, possibly even lovable.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
#5: Monster Pet
This is a deagle. A hybrid cross between a dog and an eagle, this magnificent creature lives in the northernmost Rocky Mountains. It is known to live by itself, and the only natural ones left are of the male species. The female deagles did not go to breed with the males in time, seeing as they had to care for their young while in the face of hunger and enemies. Yes, the deagles have enemies, namely that of the wolves that roam the land in search for fresh meat. As time has passed, the deagles have lost all ability to fly-- their wings disappearing off their backs, seeing as they have no reason to actually flee except to protect their children. The deagle is a surprisingly docile creature, attacking only when provoked and when defending their nest. It's an omnivore, feasting on ferns in the trees and other small rodents, such as mice and squirrels, when possible. It's true that this species is nigh near extinct, but that doesn't mean that cloning cannot help bring possibly bring the species back in the future. The deagle is quite the docile animal once you study it in its natural habitat, possibly even lovable.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
#4: Rocket Scooter
Have you ever had a day in which you cannot get to work on time and are running so far behind that you can't even grab that cup of coffee on your way out the door? Is your car too slow, even without the rush-hour traffic you encounter each day? Well, be late no more! The Shiny Speedy Scooter is just your thing you need for getting to work on those mornings when fate has the table turned to not be in your favor! Yes, it is true that you will need a helmet for this device- it's a scooter with a rocket, for god's sake. Now then, the cost of this little baby is merely a slacking price of $15,000. It might seem like a bit much, but if you register now, you can win free gasoline for a year as well as a lifetime guarantee for your engine! These little suckers are hard to come by in a Walmart, so you might want to sign up for one today! Wait a second- you send a registration form to Shiny's Speedy Scooter right now, you also could win a trip for four to the 2012 Summer X-Games! That's right, the X-Games! So don't hesitate- call 1-800-SCOOTER. That's 1-800-SCOOTER! CALL NOW.
Some restrictions may apply. The buyer of this scooter is recommended not have any heart neck, or back problems while riding the Shiny Speedy Scooter. Otherwise, he/she might end up dying a miserable death.
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