Have you ever had a day in which you cannot get to work on time and are running so far behind that you can't even grab that cup of coffee on your way out the door? Is your car too slow, even without the rush-hour traffic you encounter each day? Well, be late no more! The Shiny Speedy Scooter is just your thing you need for getting to work on those mornings when fate has the table turned to not be in your favor! Yes, it is true that you will need a helmet for this device- it's a scooter with a rocket, for god's sake. Now then, the cost of this little baby is merely a slacking price of $15,000. It might seem like a bit much, but if you register now, you can win free gasoline for a year as well as a lifetime guarantee for your engine! These little suckers are hard to come by in a Walmart, so you might want to sign up for one today! Wait a second- you send a registration form to Shiny's Speedy Scooter right now, you also could win a trip for four to the 2012 Summer X-Games! That's right, the X-Games! So don't hesitate- call 1-800-SCOOTER. That's 1-800-SCOOTER! CALL NOW.
Some restrictions may apply. The buyer of this scooter is recommended not have any heart neck, or back problems while riding the Shiny Speedy Scooter. Otherwise, he/she might end up dying a miserable death.
2 comments:
This is really cool, and i can't wait to buy one. $15,000 is so cheap for a rocket scooter. I'm always running late so this will be perfect for me. Plus i'm always hitting traffic on my way home from school so this will be the perfect thing. I'll always be on time. And i could win a trip to the 2012 Summer X-Games, that's worth $15,000 on it's own.
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